- Warning: dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
- A day without sunshine is like night.
- He who sitteth upon a tack shall surely rise!
- Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?
- Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
- Don't do what I SAY, do what I mean!
- How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
- Man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.
- Thank God I'm an Atheist!
- I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either.
Just for Laughs