The Garden of Hesperides

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A Mixture of Humor, Fun, Play and More

 

One-Liners

  • Warning: dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

  • A day without sunshine is like night.

  • He who sitteth upon a tack shall surely rise!

  • Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?

  • Contentsmaysettleduringshipping

  • Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

  • Don't do what I SAY, do what I mean!

  • How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?

  • Man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.

  • Thank God I'm an Atheist!

  • I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either.


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