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Ready-made, Handy Excuses


I'd really love to, but...

  • I have to floss my cat.

  • I want to spend more time with my blender.

  • I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.

  • I swallowed my gold crown this morning, and I have to wait here until it comes out the other end.

  • My panty hose sprung a leak.

  • I have to stay home and wash my tongue.

  • I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.

  • I'm getting my overalls overhauled.

  • My patent is pending.

  • I'm worried about my vertical hold.

  • I have to fulfill my potential.

  • I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.

  • I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.

  • I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.

  • I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.

  • I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.

  • I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.

  • My yucca plant is feeling yucky.

  • I just picked up a book called Glue in Many Lands and I can't put it down.

  • I promised to help a friend fold road maps.

  • I have to rotate my crops.


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