[Actual] Headlines of 2002

• Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says.

• Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers.

• Iraqi Head Seeks Arms.

• Prostitutes Appeal to Pope.

• Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over.

• Teacher Strikes Idle Kids.

• Miners Refuse to Work after Death.

• Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant.

• War Dims Hope for Peace.

• If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile.

• Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures.

• Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges.

• Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.

• Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge.

• New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group.

• Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft.

• Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.

• Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy.

• Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half.

• Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors.